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    Ski jumper heads off
    A drunken reveller decapitated himself in front of his horrified pals after riding a pub bench down a ski jump - straight into a metal safety cable at ...
  • Nazi racoons blitzkrieg on Europe
    Nazi racoons blitzkrieg on Europe
    Scientists have discovered the secret to how Hitler's raccoons have conquered Europe - their ability to travel enourmous distances to colonise new ter ...
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    Boob job
    Plastic surgeons struggling to find qualified staff are offering boob jobs to employees who'll sign a three year contract. ...
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    A roller-blader died when he stabbed himself with one of his ski poles in a fall. ...

  • Winner who said no thanks
    Jackpotty proposal
    A multi-million pound jackpot winner gave his girlfriend the cold shoulder after she rang him to suggest they get married seconds after he was told he ...
  • Dignitas clinic closure bid
    Dignitas clinic closure bid
    Furious protesters have called for the closure of suicide clinic Dignitas and the end of Switzerland's status as the death tourism capital of the worl ...

  • Maddie: Paedo interview
    The wanted British paedophile who is now a suspect in the disappearance of Madeleine McCann has spoken for the first time from his hospital bed. ...
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    Irish ambassador says Ireland in trouble
    The Irish Ambassador to Bulgaria, Geoffrey Keating, has stated that Ireland has been affected more by the global financial crisis than Bulgaria. ...

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    200 quakes rock Greece
    A series of 200 earthquakes have rocked Greece's border with Bulgaria for the past 48 hours. ...
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    Hot dog fight
    Sausage-noshing German ambassadors used a 67 million GBP Eurofighter warplane to fly emergency supplies of mustard to a VIP party. ...
  • Berbas cold shoulder for topless cousin
    Berba's cold shoulder for topless cousin
    Man U striker Dimitar Berbatov has given his topless model cousin the cold shoulder on a family trip to watch him in the Champions League final in Rom ...
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    Hair comes democracy
    Polish women are being issued with huge stick-on moustaches to celebrate the anniversary of the collapse of Communism next month. ...

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    Fizzy water
    Sparkling wine makers have built special underwater chambers to put more fizz in their bubbly. ...
  • Lie to Me lab
    Lie to Me lab
    Detectives are building the world's first Truth Lab to crack lying suspects in New Delhi, India. ...
  • Van-tastic police haul
    Van-tastic police haul
    Police confiscated a Mercedes minivan after discovering 39 members of the same Romanian family on their way to look for work in Britain. ...
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    Man - the weaker sex
    Scientists have discovered that men, not women, are really the weaker sex. ...

  • Fine holiday this is
    Fine holiday this is
    Police snoopers are to fine parents sneaking children away on holidays during school term time. ...
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    Murder suspect measures up
    A murder suspect is fighting a bizarre courtroom battle to stop prosecutors from measuring his manhood. ...
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    Oligarch's fortune sinking
    Credit crunched Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky is selling his 90ft luxury yacht as he fights a massive legal battle in London over a bank he set up ...
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    Fat bill for jail fatcat
    A 25 stone fatcat fraudster is suing jail bosses under EU human rights law for not providing him with prison clothes that fit. ...

  • Out to lunch
    Out to lunch
    Dimwit driver Nazario Toscano was chased by cops using sirens and blue lights for 10 miles before he realised they were after him. ...
  • loo-ser
    A busting brickie blew his backside up when he lit a match to look for loo paper in a building site portoaloo. ...

  • Tom's 1 million GBP an hour
    Welsh crooner Tom Jones and Mariah Carey were paid a million GBP-a-piece to perform for less then an hour at the opening of the most expensive hotel i ...

  • Half cocked gunman
    A pistol-packing would-be gangster blew his own manhood off when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket. ...

  • Shock for computer addicts
    Shock docs at an addiction clinic claim they can cure teenagers hooked on the Internet with massive doses of electricity. ...

  • Cherie Blair: Tonys hair-raising brush with Berlusconi
    Tony Blair ordered wife Cherie to stand between him and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi to spare him the embarrassment of appearing next to t ...
  • Berlusconi defends Noemis privacy
    Berlusconi defends Noemis privacy
    Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has attacked newspapers for breaching the "privacy" of the 18-year-old model who sparked his divorce. ...
  • Bear faced cheek
    Bear faced cheek
    Hard pressed police could bearly believe it when a desperate student begged them to search for her missing teddy. ...

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Teen Dying Of Cancer Killed At Charity Event After Ride In Porsche Goes Wrong
The family of a sick boy who was offered a trip in a high-performance Porsche because he was dying of cancer is suing the charity after the Porsche he was travelling in crashed head-on into oncoming traffic.

Japanese Pervert Planned Natascha Kampusch Style Kidnap
A Japanese man inspired by Austrian pervert Wolfgang Priklopil kidnapped a 10-year-old girl and kept her in a purpose-built cellar where he planned to train her to become the perfect wife.

German Hiker Yodels For Help After Getting Trapped In Cattle Grid
A portly hiker dressed in traditional Lederhosen was rescued after he yodeled for help after getting stuck for three hours in a cattle grid.

Austrian Wine Grower Sets New Record For Maturing Grapes
An award-winning Austrian winegrower is believed to have set a new record after leaving harvested grapes for an incredible nine months before fermenting them to create an ultra-sweet white and red wine.

Austrian Castle Owner Shocked By Airplane Wheel In Duck Pond
An Austrian castle owner got a shock after discovering this massive aircraft wheel had landed in his duck pond.

Glock Receives Austrian Award At Birthday Party
Austrian gun maker Gaston Glock has celebrated his 85th birthday with a huge ceremony in which the charitable work of himself and his wife Kathrin was honoured with a top Austrian award, and confirmation that this year two streets and a business park are to be named after him.

Sausage Surprise As Giant Wurst Is Pinched
Austrian police are hunting crooks who broke open a market stall and stole a 1.5 metre sausage worth over 2,000 EUR in the picture postcard village of St Michael in the region of Lungau.

Multi Coloured UFOs In Formation Over Austria
Austrian officials say they are baffled to explain a UFO sighting in which dozens of people reported seeing between 50 and 100 objects flying in formation.

Priests Furious After Porn Films Shot In Local Parish Church
A furious Austrian Catholic priest has complained to police after discovering a local woman had apparently been using his church as a studio to make porn films.

Two metre snake sends woman motorist fleeing
An Austrian motorist got a shock after noticing something hanging down from under her car and realising it was a huge two metre snake that had ended up curled around the engine.


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