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Today
Around the World, page 620
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Bondage nuts get kitted
Cash-strapped grannies are boosting their pensions crocheting kinky bondage gear for pervert punters.The knitting circle is churning out woolen handcu ... -
Weathermen get a rocket over exploding corpse
Weathermen have apologised to a family after one of their rain rockets killed a father when it fell to earth - and then detonated when he was cremated ... -
Recession traps UK Poles in UK for christmas
Rising living costs and fear of the sack as well as the plunging pound that has devalued savings has trapped thousands of homesick Poles in the UK thi ... -
Sex sells as far right wins Uni election
A far Right student group has stormed to victory in Italy after pledging to fight for more student accommodation so students can have more sex. ...
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Man U Ronaldo - fans made me a hermit
Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has complained how he hasn't been shopping for three years after fans turned him into a High Street hermit. ... -
Who you callin' a puffin?
Gay penguins given the cold shoulder by zoo keepers for stealing eggs have been given the chance to become p-p-p-perfect parents after visitors compla ... -
Keanu movie slammed by soccer chiefs
Angry football fans are boycotting Keanu Reeves' new movie after watching their stadium being destroyed in a trailer for the sci-fi thriller. ... -
3D traffic trick
Road safety chiefs have stopped speeding drivers in their tracks with bizarre 3D road markings. ...
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Got Talent star back on the streets
A homeless busker who won 85,000 GBP on Germany’s version of Britain's Got Talent only to hand it over to a string of debtors has said he wants to go ... -
General Saddams Kentucky Fiend Chicken shop
A fried chicken restaurant is using Saddam Hussein's face as a symbol - after being banned from using Colonel Sanders. ... -
Schoolboy archers arrow escape
A schoolboy archer had an arrow escape after being shot through the eye by a pal. The arrow went through 11-year-old sharp shooter Liu Cheong’s eye so ... -
Plane daft turtle boy shells out
A teenager is counting the cost of trying to smuggle a turtle on a flight - after having to shell out for a cargo passage. ...
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Winker Ronaldo's eyeful
Manchester United winker Cristiano Ronaldo won't believe his eyes when he gets a look at old flame Letizia Filippi's twin strikers in a sexy new calen ... -
Pre-chewed pencils for busy kids
It's the ideal Christmas stocking filler for schoolchildren with a busy schedule - the pre-chewed pencil. ... -
Is Crash on the telly tonight?
Two telly fans were saved when they nipped out to the kitchen to make a cuppa during an ad break - just as a lorry crashed through their house and int ... -
Santa kidnapper demands toy ransom
A mystery Santa demanded a toy ransom for an orphanage after pinching a builder's 3,000 GBP digger. ...
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Garden ski fence
Ski-whizz. A winter sports nut has built a garden fence for his home - made of more than 400 discarded skis. ... -
Cruise to buy wedding castle
Tom Cruise is to spend 30 million GBP buying the romantic lakeside castle where he and Katie Holmes were married in Italy. ... -
Venice hotels slash prices as bookings sink
Venice hotels are slashing prices by 60 per cent after losing more than 1 million GBP in cancelled Christmas holiday bookings mainly from UK tourists ... -
Illegal loggers were beavers
Green campaigners called in police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve - and rounded up a gang of beavers. ...
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Clock this.
A 35 ft high Big Ben clock tower made entirely of chocolate has been crafted by Italian sweet-makers. ... -
Model - Man U Ronaldo, threesomes, and me
Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo tried to cheat his way into bedding a hat-trick of beauties, it was revealed today (monday). ... -
Raining dead budgies in Berlin
It has been raining dead budgies in Germany after the birdman of Berlin who hoarded 500 of the brightly coloured birds in a one bedroom flat set them ... -
Teen binge boozer beermats
Teenage binge drinkers are being sobered up with beer mats plastered with pictures of young boozers unconscious in puddles of vomit. ...
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Flatpack women turn tables on men
Women wear the trousers when it comes to building home assembly furniture, the boss of homeware giants IKEA has revealed. ... -
Knicker nut shoots wifes undies
Sick gun nut Vedran Ribaric, 26, was jailed after he forced his wife to run around the garden in her knickers so he could use her for target practice ... -
Brides kidnap 200 Indian grooms a year
Indian officials have been stumped by a new twist in arranged marriages - kidnapped husbands. ... -
Telly-addict cats spark murder hunt
Two telly-addict kittens sparked a murder hunt after worried neighbours heard screams coming from next door. ...
Red Light Process starts again in Vienna
The so-called "Red Light Process" is being continued in the regional court in Vienna today.
Gay pride in the sunshine
More than 150,000 people took part in the 18th edition of the Vienna gay pride parade this weekend.
Registration for Vienna Childrens Uni now open
The children’s university (Kinderuni Wien) from July 8 to 20 will offer a variety of seminars, presentations and workshops.
Father saves his son from pool
A three-year-old who almost drowned in a pool accident in Waidhofen an der Thaya (Lower-Austria) was narrowly saved by his father.
Industrial carrier worth 250.000 Euro stolen
There are still no signs of the thieves who stole steel girders from a company plant site in Holzhausen, Wels-Land, Upper-Austria.
No valid sentence in the Doctor Adelsmayr case
The Upper-Austrian doctor who was sentenced to life imprisonment in Dubai in October last year is safe in Austria.
Vienna Jazz Fest kicks off today
Vienna’s Jazz Fest starts today with Bobby McFerrin, best known for his song "Don’t worry, be happy".
1,500 at Schönbrunn Zoo run
Over 1,000 runners in fancy dress took part in the second edition of the Schönbrunn Zoo run in Vienna on Tuesday.
Tschernobyl: host families urgently needed
Austrian families are being sought to host children from Belarus who urgently need to get away to recover from the consequences of the Tschernobyl radiation 27 years ago.
Austrian Red Cross seeks blood donors
The Austrian Red Cross has kicked off a new campaign today (Friday) to encourage more people to donate blood for World Blood Donor Day.
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