Thursday, 27. November 2014
18. 06. 09. - 14:00
Women have put men under so much
pressure for better sex they've now gone off it altogether, a new study of
bedroom habits has revealed.
Hapless husbands are now so terrified by their partners' intimate knowledge of what turns them on they no longer know if they're coming or going.
The study - by sexual science therapist Professor Zbigniew Izdebski, in Poland - says one in three men is now too frightened for sex.
And he blames women's magazines and websites for turning women on to what really satisfies them.
"Men feel they are judged by their women, who have been educated by magazines and know exactly how long foreplay should last, when to check the moistness of their vagina, the hardness of their nipples and body colour," he explained.
"The whole methodology of the women's climax is seen by men as something similar to a difficult intelligence test.
"Instead of enjoying the intercourse, men instead try to remember the 'right' routine. Consequently, we see more and more modern men 'having headaches' to avoid sex," he added.
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