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A kinky dominatrix is offering a mobile squeals on wheels service for punters who are too tied up to get to her dungeon.

Lady Lee, 24, said she got the idea after calling out a 24-hour emergency plumber to fix her loo at her apartment in Berlin, Germany.

"I just bought a van and kitted out the interior with a complete S&M studio so my slaves don't have to visit me," she explained.

Now for an extra callout fee, Lee will whip round in her anonymous looking van and park the mobile torture chamber in the drive.

"It has everything you'd want - restraints, cages, gags, chains and whips. I like seeing men suffer.

"And most important of all, the van is completely soundproof so your neighbours will never know," she explained.

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