Wednesday, 12. March 2014
26. 03. 12. - 09:00
Would-be Romeo Rudolf Kovac, 33, ended up in casualty with an agonising 24-hour erection after downing Viagra pills to impress his new girlfriend.
Frustrated Kovac - from Trnava, Slovakia - was left standing when girlfriend Martina Kupecka, 28, failed to turn up after he'd already swallowed the impotence pills.
"It was a non-stop throbbing. I could hardly sleep it hurt so much.
"In the morning it was still really painful and I just couldn’t take it anymore, so I went to the hospital," he said.
ER medic Dr Ivan Kubis explained after dishing out a stiff telling off: "I told this young man in no uncertain terms that Viagra should only be taken by men who have real problems with erections.
"It is not for young, virile men looking to impress a member of the opposite sex.
"What he did was simply absurd and potentially dangerous."
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