Tuesday, 29. July 2014
08. 05. 14. - 15:00
Japanese men have a new pursuit - sharing tips on what to say to women when they come out of the toilet.
The lavatorial chat-up lines led to a recent online contest to find the "creepiest" post-bathroom comment a man can make to a member of the opposite sex after she has been to the loo.
Japanese web forum 2Channel hosted a thread that simply said: "The guy who can think up the creepiest thing to say to a woman coming out of the bathroom wins."
That come-on did not take long to attract some of the most charming members of the Japanese internet community to show off their skills with the opposite sex.
These were some of the punishing lines that the men came up with:
"I heard every second of the melody your body created in there."
"I could feel your warmth from here."
"(while holding a plastic container) You haven’t flushed yet have you?"
"That was a lot longer than yesterday."
"Wow, 3 minutes and 48 seconds…a new record!"
"I see you had somen last night"
"How much would you like for it?"
"Is this yours? I just found it in the sewer pipes."
"OMG, it’s so cute!"
"You smell so much better than mother."
"I’m lucky to arrive right on time when the smell is the best."
The winner of the impromptu contest was the man who come up with the plastic container holder line, who got a designer toilet seat and a year's supply of loo paper.
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