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    Boss sacks himself to save workers
    Big-hearted boss Mats Melbin has laid himself off rather than sack half his workers in a round of credit crunch redudancies. ...
  • AC/DC a-noise neighbours
    AC/DC a-noise neighbours
    Rock n roll aint noise pollution but a gig by Aussie heavy metal rockers AC/DC in Munich, Germany, provoked more than 100 complaints over noise by ang ...
  • Kidnappers get the bird
    Kidnappers get the bird
    Police are hunting kidnappers who snatched a famous swearing parrot from his perch after his neighbour had put the pet in the garden at Schwabing, Mun ...
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    It's a fur cop
    Dimwit burglars were arrested after they spent hours drilling into the wrong shop. ...

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    Fuel-ish trucker faces 5 years in jail
    A drunk fuel tanker trucker passed out at the wheel after cops flagged him down for dangerous driving. ...
  • Stay away-days
    Stay away-days
    Tourism bosses in Romania have scrapped a scheme to tempt holidaymakers to stay home after not a single punter took up an offer of a freebie. ...
  • Young Romanians head to UK
    Young Romanians head to UK
    Thousands of jobless young Romanians are heading to Britain after official government figures revealed that more than a fifth of the country's young p ...
  • Pizza poor robber
    Pizza poor robber
    A pizza-potty thief was arrested after robbing his local takeaway and then sitting down to munch on his favourite snack until the police turned up. ...

  • Hoopless role models
    Hoopless role models
    Police arrested eight thugs after a knife fight at a school basketball match - started by rioting parents. ...
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    Youre dumped
    Fed up villagers are protesting about a town that smells so bad that nearly 30 marriage proposals have failed because the grooms can't stand the stink ...
  • Soccer stars home loss
    Soccer stars home loss
    Judges have confiscated a soccer star's luxury home after blowing the whistle on a lavish refurbishment. ...
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    Ring 999
    Surgeons have told a would-be Casanova he could lose his manhood after fixing a steel ring around it during extreme sex games with his girlfriend. ...

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    No porkies
    Human rights campaigners are to buy out a pig farm sited on a former Nazi concentration camp to create a memorial centre for the thousands who died th ...
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    2 million GBP sting on beekeepers
    Police are hunting thieves who stung a beekeeper for 400,000 bees in a raid on hives in Hamburg, Germany. ...
  • i-Plod
    i-Plod
    Police are hunting a dimwit crook who stole a portable insulin pump from a diabetic after mistaking it for an MP3 player. ...
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    Right mayor
    One hundred and one-year-old great-granny Maria Donati put herself up for election in Saludecio, eastern Italy, after her 62-year-old grandson Roberto ...

  • Police get lie test
    Police get lie test
    Anti-corruption investigators have told Russian police that all officers will have to submit to a lie detector test. ...
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    Silenced in court
    A senior prosecution lawyer was treated for severe burns to her throat after being given caustic soda instead of water to drink with her breakfast cap ...
  • Smart bra's boob mammary
    Smart bra's boob mammary
    A smart-bra that maximises a woman's cleavage when she feels sexy is being tested by lingerie designers. ...
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    Labia and leave ya
    Randy granny Nina Motkova, 74, persuaded cosmetic surgeons to give her a vagina lift to improve her sex life with her toyboy lover. ...


  • Soft top
    A horrified sports car fan watched as the 23,000 GBP cash he was going to buy a new motor with flew out of a convertible when he took the top down on ...
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    Playmobile bans bible toys
    The vicar who turned Playmobil figures into Bible scenes for children has been forced to scrap his show after toy-makers ordered him to quit. ...

  • CSI Gran was Phantom killer
    A suspected serial killer who left their DNA at nearly 40 serious crime scenes across Europe has been revealed - as the woman who packs police forensi ...
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    Computer killer gets life
    A man who killed his lover and butchered her body after downloading a shopping list of the kit he'd need for a perfect murder has been jailed for life ...

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    Tigers earn their stripes
    These tigers have certainly earned their stripes as environmental tourist attractions. ...
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    Politician loses her 200 million GBP marbles
    A crackpot politician who squandered 225 million GBP of taxpayers' cash on giant marble elephants in a temple dedicated to herself is to blow a second ...
  • Iron Ladys Iron Curtain gong
    Iron Ladys Iron Curtain gong
    Former Prime Minister Lady Thatcher is to be awarded an honorary doctorate for supporting Poland as it shook off its Communist leaders. ...
  • No brainer
    No brainer
    Scientists have dismissed claims that brain training games like Nintendo's DS make people smarter. ...

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Brit Soldier Rescued After Climbing Mountain In T Shirt
A British soldier who tackled the frozen Austrian Alps wearing just shorts and a T-shirt has been rapped by officials after he had to be rescued from the snowy peak.

Mum And Daughter Struck By Lightning In Pool
A mother and her daughter were hospitalised after they were struck by lightning in a swimming pool.

Police Nab Porn Star Who Filmed In Local Church
A woman accused of making a porn movie in a local church has been caught after an informant tipped off police that he recognised her by her breasts after an appeal for information.

Young Hip Hop Dancer Gets 18 Years For Drug Smuggling
A blonde hip hop dancer and charity worker promised an international career after she was spotted by a talent scout has been jailed for 18 years in Indonesia after her work offer turned out to have been part of an elaborate drugs con.

Teen Dying Of Cancer Killed At Charity Event After Ride In Porsche Goes Wrong
The family of a sick boy who was offered a trip in a high-performance Porsche because he was dying of cancer is suing the charity after the Porsche he was travelling in crashed head-on into oncoming traffic.

Japanese Pervert Planned Natascha Kampusch Style Kidnap
A Japanese man inspired by Austrian pervert Wolfgang Priklopil kidnapped a 10-year-old girl and kept her in a purpose-built cellar where he planned to train her to become the perfect wife.

German Hiker Yodels For Help After Getting Trapped In Cattle Grid
A portly hiker dressed in traditional Lederhosen was rescued after he yodeled for help after getting stuck for three hours in a cattle grid.

Austrian Wine Grower Sets New Record For Maturing Grapes
An award-winning Austrian winegrower is believed to have set a new record after leaving harvested grapes for an incredible nine months before fermenting them to create an ultra-sweet white and red wine.

Austrian Castle Owner Shocked By Airplane Wheel In Duck Pond
An Austrian castle owner got a shock after discovering this massive aircraft wheel had landed in his duck pond.

Glock Receives Austrian Award At Birthday Party
Austrian gun maker Gaston Glock has celebrated his 85th birthday with a huge ceremony in which the charitable work of himself and his wife Kathrin was honoured with a top Austrian award, and confirmation that this year two streets and a business park are to be named after him.

 


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