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  • Breaking and entering
    A terrified husband called police when he mistook his wife's groans of passion with her lover for a burglar torturing her in the bedroom. ...
  • Primary school heads have suspended their financial director after discovering she was making a secret fortune staging orgies.
    School porn star's dressing down
    Primary school heads have suspended their financial director after discovering she was making a secret fortune staging orgies. ...
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    Traffic crops
    Red-faced traffic cops lost crooks who'd pinched a farmer's tractor after it outran them - in a 15mph car chase. ...
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    Seal skin row
    Fashion snob Karl Lagerfeld has hit out at model Heidi Klum and her singer hubby Seal over the scars left on his face by a childhood disease. ...


  • Muslim ban on Peppa Pig
    Muslim extremists have banned Peppa Pig dolls from a shopping centre claiming the children's cartoon character breaks Islamic laws. ...
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    Lay-by porn
    Porn movie makers caused a mile-long tailback on a motorway while they shot sex scenes on top of the crash barrier. ...
  • Dignitas boss fined
    Dignitas boss fined
    Suicide clinic Dignitas has been fined for turning a flat into a euthanasia centre despite a ban on assisted suicides being carried out in the buildin ...
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    Big hearted loser
    Loser Orlando Baresi had been sacked, divorced and evicted but wanted to do some good when he decided to end it all. ...

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    Dopey judges
    Judges have freed a war veteran who used marijuana to calm the nightmares left by post traumatic stress disorder. ...
  • Berba and Playboy model video
    Berba and Playboy model video
    Manchester United star Dimitar Berbatov has bankrolled his former Playboy model lover in a bid to make her a pop star. ...
  • Science better than sex, boffins told
    Science better than sex, boffins told
    Britain's Nobel Prize winning biologist Sir Tim Hunt stunned an audience of boffins when he told them: "Discoveries are better than sex." ...
  • Olympic torch sparks eBay bids
    Olympic torch sparks eBay bids
    An Olympic torch used in the 1984 winter games is being offered for sale on eBay with a reserve of 1,245 GBP. ...

  • Fowl play compo
    Fowl play compo
    Air Force chiefs have paid a farmer compensation after scaring his hens to death in a low-flying fighter plane stunt. ...
  • Becker back at Wimbledon
    Becker back at Wimbledon
    Wimbledon legend Boris Becker has bought a 2 million GBP house just yards from the famous Centre Court where he won three men's singles titles. ...
  • Chimp chomps zoo chump
    Chimp chomps zoo chump
    A chimp made a monkey of a top zoo boss - when he bit off his finger as he offered him a snack. ...
  • Wheel rich travellers
    Wheel rich travellers
    Angry residents next to a Gipsy camp have complained to police that they can't get into their road - for all the travellers' Ferraris and Porsches. ...

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    Randy bosses
    Randy bosses are taking advantage of the credit crunch to pester workers for sex, shows a survey by trade union leaders. ...
  • Troubled tennis star Jelena Dokic has staged a reunion with the father she accused of torturing her as a rising child sports star.
    Tennis star dad in court
    Troubled tennis star Jelena Dokic has staged a reunion with the father she accused of torturing her as a rising child sports star. ...
  • Suicide clinic homeless
    Suicide clinic homeless
    Swiss suicide group Dignitas is to become homeless after residents boycotted plans for it to set up a death flat in their town. ...
  • Plane loopy
    Plane loopy
    Any landing you walk away from is a good one, but this one is just plane loopy. ...

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    Kidnap tycoon is Euro MP
    A jailbird soccer boss facing kidnap charges has won a seat in the EU Parliament after launching his campaign from his prison cell. ...
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    Exam duds lame excuses
    Education bosses have compiled a list of lame excuses used by students who've botched their exams. ...
  • Saurkrauts are best in bed
    Sauerkrauts are best in bed
    Sour Krauts have plenty to smile about after a British study found pickled cabbage was almost as good as Viagra - and a fraction of the cost. ...
  • Leap of faith
    Leap of faith
    A frog that changes its colour is being worshipped as a god by religious fanatics who believe it is holy. ...

  • Loan sharks fingered
    Loan sharks fingered
    Loan sharks cut off a man's finger and fed it to his pet dog as a warning to pay off his 35,000 GBP debts, say police in Radauti, Romania. ...
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    Britney bans K-Fed
    Britney Spears has threatened to call off the Russian leg of her Circus world tour if promoters book her ex-husband Kevin Federline into the same hote ...
  • Desperate housewives
    Desperate housewives
    Housewives suffer more stress than company bosses or City wheeler dealers, a new study has revealed. ...
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    I saw Maddie, says pervert Hewlett
    Fugitive paedophile Robert Hewlett has confessed to seeing Madeleine McCann at the Algarve resort she disappeared from, it was reported on Friday. ...

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MEP caught In Brit papers Fraud Probe Jailed
A corrupt MEP caught by a British newspaper offering to propose amendments to EU laws in exchange for 100,000 euros a year has been given a three-year-jail term.

Vienna Jihad Girls Want To Come Home
The two Austrian teenage girls who became ‘poster girls’ for the jihad in Syria are now desperate to come home after getting completely disillusioned with their new lifestyles.

Mega-Station Opens
There was a festival atmosphere as Bundespresident Heinz Fischer opened Vienna's new Hauptbahnhof Friday morning.

Apple Truck Causes Traffic Jam
When 24 tonnes of apples are catapulted across a road it can only mean a jam.

Farmer Cleared Over Wolf Shooting
Furious animal rights campaigners have accused an Austrian farmer of lying after he shot dead a wolf that he claimed he thought was a fox.

Rare Bald Ibis Makes Microlight Flight To Italy
The project to introduce an extinct bird back to Europe is hailing success after successfully negotiating a new route over the Alps and training 14 Northern Bald Ibises how to fly south to winter feeding grounds in southern Tuscany.

Pat On The Back From Manure Explosive
A traffic cop in Austria got more than he bargained for after a booby trap covered him head-to-toe in manure as he was trying to catch people speeding.

Viennese Jihad Girl May Have Been Killed
Austrian police say that one of the two attractive young teenage girls who fled the country to go to Syria to fight on the side of Islamic rebels may have been killed.

Perversion of a Medical Dream
The Decline and Fall of the Otto Wagner Hospital, Vienna.

Fat Can Be Used To Burn Off Weight After New Patent Unveiled
It is being hailed as a sensation after scientists at an Austrian university patented a method that transforms fat storing cells into mini factories capable of actually destroying fat by burning it off.

 


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