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    Man - the weaker sex
    Scientists have discovered that men, not women, are really the weaker sex. ...
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    Fine holiday this is
    Police snoopers are to fine parents sneaking children away on holidays during school term time. ...
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    Murder suspect measures up
    A murder suspect is fighting a bizarre courtroom battle to stop prosecutors from measuring his manhood. ...
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    Oligarch's fortune sinking
    Credit crunched Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky is selling his 90ft luxury yacht as he fights a massive legal battle in London over a bank he set up ...

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    Fat bill for jail fatcat
    A 25 stone fatcat fraudster is suing jail bosses under EU human rights law for not providing him with prison clothes that fit. ...
  • Out to lunch
    Out to lunch
    Dimwit driver Nazario Toscano was chased by cops using sirens and blue lights for 10 miles before he realised they were after him. ...
  • loo-ser
    A busting brickie blew his backside up when he lit a match to look for loo paper in a building site portoaloo. ...

  • Tom's 1 million GBP an hour
    Welsh crooner Tom Jones and Mariah Carey were paid a million GBP-a-piece to perform for less then an hour at the opening of the most expensive hotel i ...

  • Bear faced cheek
    Bear faced cheek
    Hard pressed police could bearly believe it when a desperate student begged them to search for her missing teddy. ...
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    Porn again Sylvia's comeback
    Porn-again blue movie legend Sylvia Krystel has begun filming her steamy comeback after a 30 year lay-off. ...
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    Young Cherry rapist
    A pervert nightclub boss raped a 16-year-old schoolgirl in his disco after lacing her drink with rohypnol, say police. ...
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    Sheepish wolf
    A wolf mauled three walkers in Rabra, Romania, after mistaking them for sheep. ...

  • 11-y-o forger
    11-y-o forger
    An 11-year-old schoolboy has been charged with forgery after buying burgers with banknotes he'd created using his dad's computer printer. ...
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    Limp excuse
    A frustrated punter called the police after he failed to rise to the occasion when he hired a hooker. ...
  • Auschwitz: The comic book
    Auschwitz: The comic book
    The first-ever Holocaust comic books are to go on sale telling the stories of victims of the Auschwitz concentration camp. ...
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    Star-struck judges
    Judges are paying out 20 times more to embarrassed celebrities than they are to people crippled in car crashes, a shocking legal damages study shows. ...

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    World beaters
    A new medical study of penises shows British men measure up to the biggest in the world when it comes to size. ...
  • Danger water on sale in UK
    Danger water on sale in UK
    Health watchdogs have warned that household name mineral waters on sale in British supermarkets are dangerous for young children because they contain ...
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    Make mine a shot
    Pub regulars shot and killed a drinker when he complained the beer was too warm. ...
  • Some-fin to celebrate
    Some-fin to celebrate
    Dolphin trainer Simone Arrigone had some-fin to celebrate after setting a new world record for the bizarre sport of foot pushing. ...

  • Heavy sleeper
    Heavy sleeper
    Boozer Sascha Hager has vowed to get his life back on track after he survived being run over by two trains. ...
  • A teenage girl is suing surgeons after they removed one of her nipples instead of a wart.
    A nip and tuck
    A teenage girl is suing surgeons after they removed one of her nipples instead of a wart. ...
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    MPs expenses inspire crooked mayor
    A politician inspired by greedy British MPs' expenses scandal has been swept to power after promising voters he would rip them off at every opportunit ...
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    Judges have ordered funeral directors to pay damages to a family after trying to stuff their brother's coffin into a narrow grave. ...

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Halloween At The Zoo
Pumpkin pie might be the order of the day for people this Halloween but now zoo animals are also getting in on the act.

Baby Naked Mole Rats Born In Vienna
With their pink hairless bodies and fangs for front teeth, these baby naked mole rats were never going to win any cuteness contests at Schonbrunn Zoo in the Austrian capital Vienna.

Jihad Girls Gunpoint Retraction Of Desire To Go Home
Austrian anti-terrorism police believe that an interview given to a French magazine allegedly with one of the two teenage girls who fled to Syria to join in the jihad was probably carried out at gunpoint.

Get Shorty As Confused Bald Ibis Gets Lost Again
A rare bald Ibis that seems to have a different sense of direction to her fellow birds has once again had to be rescued after getting stuck trying to find a different route to the southern Italian feeding ground.

Alpine Trains Venture Into Space As The Final Frontier
Austria’s national railway line the OeBB has raised eyebrows after offering themed toilets including one that is supposed to "look and smell like outer space".

MEP caught In Brit papers Fraud Probe Jailed
A corrupt MEP caught by a British newspaper offering to propose amendments to EU laws in exchange for 100,000 euros a year has been given a three-year-jail term.

Vienna Jihad Girls Want To Come Home
The two Austrian teenage girls who became ‘poster girls’ for the jihad in Syria are now desperate to come home after getting completely disillusioned with their new lifestyles.

Mega-Station Opens
There was a festival atmosphere as Bundespresident Heinz Fischer opened Vienna's new Hauptbahnhof Friday morning.

Apple Truck Causes Traffic Jam
When 24 tonnes of apples are catapulted across a road it can only mean a jam.

Farmer Cleared Over Wolf Shooting
Furious animal rights campaigners have accused an Austrian farmer of lying after he shot dead a wolf that he claimed he thought was a fox.


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