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    Youre dumped
    Fed up villagers are protesting about a town that smells so bad that nearly 30 marriage proposals have failed because the grooms can't stand the stink ...
  • Soccer stars home loss
    Soccer stars home loss
    Judges have confiscated a soccer star's luxury home after blowing the whistle on a lavish refurbishment. ...
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    Ring 999
    Surgeons have told a would-be Casanova he could lose his manhood after fixing a steel ring around it during extreme sex games with his girlfriend. ...
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    No porkies
    Human rights campaigners are to buy out a pig farm sited on a former Nazi concentration camp to create a memorial centre for the thousands who died th ...

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    2 million GBP sting on beekeepers
    Police are hunting thieves who stung a beekeeper for 400,000 bees in a raid on hives in Hamburg, Germany. ...
  • i-Plod
    Police are hunting a dimwit crook who stole a portable insulin pump from a diabetic after mistaking it for an MP3 player. ...
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    Right mayor
    One hundred and one-year-old great-granny Maria Donati put herself up for election in Saludecio, eastern Italy, after her 62-year-old grandson Roberto ...
  • Police get lie test
    Police get lie test
    Anti-corruption investigators have told Russian police that all officers will have to submit to a lie detector test. ...

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    Silenced in court
    A senior prosecution lawyer was treated for severe burns to her throat after being given caustic soda instead of water to drink with her breakfast cap ...
  • Smart bra's boob mammary
    Smart bra's boob mammary
    A smart-bra that maximises a woman's cleavage when she feels sexy is being tested by lingerie designers. ...
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    Labia and leave ya
    Randy granny Nina Motkova, 74, persuaded cosmetic surgeons to give her a vagina lift to improve her sex life with her toyboy lover. ...

  • Soft top
    A horrified sports car fan watched as the 23,000 GBP cash he was going to buy a new motor with flew out of a convertible when he took the top down on ...

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    Playmobile bans bible toys
    The vicar who turned Playmobil figures into Bible scenes for children has been forced to scrap his show after toy-makers ordered him to quit. ...

  • CSI Gran was Phantom killer
    A suspected serial killer who left their DNA at nearly 40 serious crime scenes across Europe has been revealed - as the woman who packs police forensi ...
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    Computer killer gets life
    A man who killed his lover and butchered her body after downloading a shopping list of the kit he'd need for a perfect murder has been jailed for life ...
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    Tigers earn their stripes
    These tigers have certainly earned their stripes as environmental tourist attractions. ...

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    Politician loses her 200 million GBP marbles
    A crackpot politician who squandered 225 million GBP of taxpayers' cash on giant marble elephants in a temple dedicated to herself is to blow a second ...
  • Iron Ladys Iron Curtain gong
    Iron Ladys Iron Curtain gong
    Former Prime Minister Lady Thatcher is to be awarded an honorary doctorate for supporting Poland as it shook off its Communist leaders. ...
  • No brainer
    No brainer
    Scientists have dismissed claims that brain training games like Nintendo's DS make people smarter. ...
  • Credit munch pizza
    Credit munch pizza
    A cut-price pizza called Recession has become a credit munch hit. ...

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    Paedo fall
    A man hurled himself from the window of his 17th floor apartment while police searching his computer found thousands of images of child porn. ...
  • Docs said pregnancy was tumour
    Docs said pregnancy was tumour
    Mum- of-three Kerstin Frank gave birth to a healthy baby boy after bungling doctors diagnosed her swollen tummy as a tumour. ...
  • Boom banger boom
    Boom banger boom
    Eastern Europeans are being urged to head to Britain to snap up car bargains after the credit crunch left the UK with the lowest car prices in Europe. ...
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    Room for one on top
    A 21 stone bus driver who crushed his wife to death is facing trial for her manslaughter with a deadly weapon - his own fat. ...

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    Religious nutter
    A man told police he hammered a nail into his pregnant wife's head in Hisar, northern India, after a holy man told him it would ensure the baby was bo ...
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    Dead drunk
    A man died after lying unconscious for 10 hours on his apartment block stairs while neighbours ignored him because they thought he was drunk. ...
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    Real life Victor Meldrew back in court
    A real-life Victor Meldrew is back in court just days after being convicted of swearing at magistrates. ...
  • Lizard sarnie
    Lizard sarnie
    A hospital visitor went straight to casualty after he bit into a canteen sandwich - with a dead lizard inside it. ...

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Get Shorty As Confused Bald Ibis Gets Lost Again
A rare bald Ibis that seems to have a different sense of direction to her fellow birds has once again had to be rescued after getting stuck trying to find a different route to the southern Italian feeding ground.

Alpine Trains Venture Into Space As The Final Frontier
Austria’s national railway line the OeBB has raised eyebrows after offering themed toilets including one that is supposed to "look and smell like outer space".

MEP caught In Brit papers Fraud Probe Jailed
A corrupt MEP caught by a British newspaper offering to propose amendments to EU laws in exchange for 100,000 euros a year has been given a three-year-jail term.

Vienna Jihad Girls Want To Come Home
The two Austrian teenage girls who became ‘poster girls’ for the jihad in Syria are now desperate to come home after getting completely disillusioned with their new lifestyles.

Mega-Station Opens
There was a festival atmosphere as Bundespresident Heinz Fischer opened Vienna's new Hauptbahnhof Friday morning.

Apple Truck Causes Traffic Jam
When 24 tonnes of apples are catapulted across a road it can only mean a jam.

Farmer Cleared Over Wolf Shooting
Furious animal rights campaigners have accused an Austrian farmer of lying after he shot dead a wolf that he claimed he thought was a fox.

Rare Bald Ibis Makes Microlight Flight To Italy
The project to introduce an extinct bird back to Europe is hailing success after successfully negotiating a new route over the Alps and training 14 Northern Bald Ibises how to fly south to winter feeding grounds in southern Tuscany.

Pat On The Back From Manure Explosive
A traffic cop in Austria got more than he bargained for after a booby trap covered him head-to-toe in manure as he was trying to catch people speeding.

Viennese Jihad Girl May Have Been Killed
Austrian police say that one of the two attractive young teenage girls who fled the country to go to Syria to fight on the side of Islamic rebels may have been killed.


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